By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
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waffleminer25 12

Never drop the soap.

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Tripartita 44

"I got you—diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, sis." It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.

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PackardBell_fml 19

Ouch. I know how that feels. That happened to my... area... as well. Same ideal. Feel better, OP.

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waffleminer25 12

Never drop the soap.

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JETarchitect 32

that sucks. maybe you can make a sign that tells everyone in the house someone is taking a shower so don't flush the toilet please

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almost_there44 26

Nobody has time for that. I'm pretty sure anybody would know when somebody is in the shower anyway...

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Ninjerman 7

How does reasonable advice get voted down?

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soulreaper12296 28

Because #29, it isn't very reasonable to say that no one can go to the bathroom just because you're in the shower.

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scoobysnarks 15

When was this house built? Most showerheads don't do this, and haven't for years.

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ShadowHunter4587 9

That brings an all new meaning to don't drop the soap

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Tripartita 44

Now, instead of "don't drop the soap [because something bad will happen to your anus]", it means… the same thing.

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Welshite 39

A Faucet is the movie star of the plumbing world.

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ElvistheBeagle 10

Do you live in a house without sinks and bathtubs?

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MidnaLink 33

It's that thing you might otherwise refer to as a Tap.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

A faucet is the device that controls the flow of substances, often water, from the pipes or container. It is attached to sinks, bathtubs etc, and is also known as a tap.

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vOIDmASS 13

I got to '....bent over to pick it up' and thought this was going in a different direction! Sorry about your back end OP.

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Tripartita 44

"I got you—diagonally!" "Pretty sneaky, sis." It's not often the dialog from a Connect Four commercial could fit an FML. This is a momentous occasion.

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WD_Stevens 22

I didn't realise that joke from Scrubs was a reference to something else. The things you learn online, eh?

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socialproduct 19

Also referenced in Family Guy. And yes, I think this FML and that commercial are soul mates. It's almost as though the writers were anticipating a future of sibling on sibling anal scorching issues.

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