Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer...

By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By :)) - 22/04/2010 17:37 - Greece

Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML

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By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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Short Kings

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Hornsey

Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML

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By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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By nerdychick - 16/02/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML

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By yupppp - 08/08/2011 18:12 - United States

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By meg - 07/02/2021 00:30

Today I got my senior pictures back from the photographer. When my boyfriend saw them, he said I look creepy. Not pretty, not beautiful, not even decent. Creepy. FML

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By ididlookgood - 13/04/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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Saturday 13 November 2010 0:23

Say you had major bed-head. Wouldn't you rather be told BEFORE you take the picture?

kitkat98_fml 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:38

You fail then:

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GeekInThePink 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:41

Aw. What a jerk. :P

suyci 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:09

hahaha, major laugh xD

that_guy_you_are 0

Friday 15 May 2009 6:57

LOL you're ugly :P

m57applin 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:42

and then you respond i tried but it broke when it saw your face.

who0p3 2

Friday 19 March 2010 2:01

few comments no?

thatonerunner 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 21:18

very few. weird.

iReneMayhem 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:01

awww what did you tell him??

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:02

Did you look in the mirror before you left to go to school?

NekoHakase 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 0:23

Say you had major bed-head. Wouldn't you rather be told BEFORE you take the picture?

TheFuckerofShit 16

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:49

I thought he was going to say "You have a face como un burro!".

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Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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