Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and...

By -_-" - 11/01/2014 23:13 - United States - Vestal

Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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Say it ain't so, please

By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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It's business time

By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Serisent 26

Sunday 12 January 2014 2:57

The vast majority of men know that question to be a trap. Your boyfriend made the only escape he possibly could.

MichellinMan 20

Sunday 12 January 2014 2:56

I think the answer is clear. He thinks you look great.

Comments

koolkool994 28

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:11

Your beauty defeated him, that's why he did that

lexajordan33 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:35

best answer lol

Km1490 20

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:15

It's a trap..

ShadowRaptor 9

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:16

It's a trap -your boyfriend

jdwmoore 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:18

you never ask a guy that

Msandraaxo 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:21

I'm sure you looked good!

fshackleferd 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:21

As a fellow chick, even if you don't mean trickery, you will never accept "not good" as an answer.

spiritfang11237 16

Sunday 12 January 2014 8:51

Hearing that you don't look as nice as you thought is hard. That's when you suck it up and remember that you did ask the question in the first place.

SouthernLady12 13

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:25

That is awesome! All you can do is laugh at him and not take it so seriously. Sounds like he was trying to escape the question all together, and had a hilarious way to do it.