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By ctschantz - 06/10/2010 14:29 - France

Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I helped this guy get into his truck after he'd locked his keys in it, and he said thank you and went on his way. Ten minutes later, a woman came out of the grocery store and freaked out, saying someone stole her truck. I helped a guy steal a truck. FML

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Cars these days…

By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML

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Mistaken identity

By Fantastic - 04/03/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to my car when I saw a large man walking behind me. I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, but the door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. I then realized that it wasn't even my car. As I walked away from it, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

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Brain fog

By Anonymous - 16/08/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I walked out of the grocery store, loaded my bags into my car, then sat in the driver’s seat. I tried to start the engine, but the key wouldn’t turn. That’s when I noticed the child’s seat in the back, which I don’t have. I was in the wrong car, and the owner was standing outside, laughing at me. FML

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By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:03

This happens all the time. I actually got into (unlocked) car once. It took me fiddling with the ignition before I realized it wasn't my car. Luckily the alarm didn't go off or the owner didn't show up.

Volcom722 2

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:00

Haha way to go :)

Comments

Clumsyblonde22 12

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:17

Common mistake. But you could have used it as an advantage and had some fun!

20waffleater10 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:20

you should give him a blumpkin

ComMed1 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:46

I concur

TwoFootedMan 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:20

Do you drive as well as you see?

sparkpaw 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:27

I've had that happen. didn't think it was an FML though... gay

CoachLlama 5

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:29

Cute.

tweak111 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:38

the same thing happend 2 me b4 but i was at the mall and i got in the car

BIG_DADDY_ALEX 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:44

lol I would of been like wtf are you doing

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:47

I've done that before. Not anymore. I now know which one is mine. It's the truck that looks like it hasn't been washed in months.

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:39

Dammit iicaptain! Did you borrow my truck again and go to that same truck stop? That wasn't a hooker. It was just a girl on her smoking break!

20waffleater10 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 20:21

you need glasses to give a blumpkin?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 6 October 2010 20:31

YDI for owning a car that looks like even one other person's instead of a completely unique car, for grocery shopping EVER, for trying to steal that guy's car and lying about it, for even owning/wanting a car, for not remembering where you parked, and for thinking impure thoughts about your potential victim of GTA.