Work: Today, I was given a building key that students aren't supposed...

By rosecolas - 12/11/2016 13:36 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I was given a building key that students aren't supposed to have because they'll lose it. I told my coach I wouldn't lose the key. The same key disappeared not even 20 minutes later without a trace. I still can't find it, and it's been an hour. FML

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Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 13 November 2016 9:20

Coach? What sport? If it's varsity Hide-And-Seek, your scholarship may be in jeopardy.

CAT47LOVE 19

Sunday 13 November 2016 9:08

YDI if it was me i would have done everything to keep that key safe hate disapointing people

Comments

PBcupcake 7

Sunday 13 November 2016 20:33

I lost my keys for 2 days, they'll turn up

TheLynx_fml 20

Sunday 13 November 2016 20:37

YDI

CMYKorBust 7

Sunday 13 November 2016 20:49

Your coach probably took it to mess with you.

rosecolas 15

Sunday 13 November 2016 23:00

She didn't. We were in separate parts of the building.

joedon1661 5

Sunday 13 November 2016 21:29

Today a student of mine was insisting he wouldn't lose a key that I'm not supposed to lend to students. After much internal debate I decided to lend it to him... he lost it FML.

jessicasoho 13

Monday 14 November 2016 0:32

Students. Attending college doesn't mean you're smart. I did, and I'm an idiot at times.

Exaspera 54

Monday 14 November 2016 8:37

I wish YDI was available on this.

sibu12345 13

Wednesday 16 November 2016 8:53

I've been in the same shoes before. So I checked where they may have been. I literally thrashed my house and had to spend 3h tidying it up afterwards to find it. Well hope you find it eventually too ><

nearl 14

Wednesday 16 November 2016 13:06

Maybe the key is cursed

TheDerpSquid1 2

Thursday 17 November 2016 19:50

If you lost the key and are looking for it, why the heck are you on here? And if that happened in the past, why not say a few day/week/months/years instead of an hour?