Today I was going old school and playing bowling on the Wii....

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By ALFABOT2000 - 23/11/2017 21:43 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today I was going old school and playing bowling on the Wii. I didn't have the grip jacket on it but I wore the strap so as I swung the remote flew up and whacked me right in the forehead. FML.

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Jennipher Stillwell 11

Sunday 26 November 2017 7:22

I think its more sad you need the grip holder lol

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Jennipher Stillwell 11

Sunday 26 November 2017 7:22

I think its more sad you need the grip holder lol

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