Transportation: Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off...

By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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Leprecon 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:58

you own 800$ glasses ? Unless you are blind and those glasses make you see, you deserved it.

lahp 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:56

not very good glasses any way then where they ?

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mandy23q 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:30

# 94 - no theres no underground homes here .. sorry to break it to ya

eshyier 0

Friday 25 September 2009 11:46

mandy - there are. in like, coober pedy and mining towns and stuff in central australia, because it is too hot to live above ground.

jessamused 0

Friday 25 September 2009 14:41

$800 for a pair of sunnies.... dude. sucks to be you if you dont have the money to splash around for a new pair. someone above made a terrible generalisation that all aussies buy expensive sunnies because we would never be caught DEAD in $20 jobs. No sweetheart. All cashed up bogans buy the current designer brands because they wouldnt want to not look like the twit next to them. $800 for a pair of glasses? yeah i would believe that, and that sucks. my glasses cost me $300 - no bells and whistles at all. total budget, and as a uni student and single mummy, i dread to think of what would happen if they broke.... I apologise if my comment is somewhat convuluted. I just completed my last education assessment for the year today. thats almost three years of uni down.

DrConstantine 0

Friday 25 September 2009 15:50

What kind of snob wears $800 glasses? YDI.

krisfudge94 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:13

you deserve it for having $800 glasses. FYL

unseenblackhole 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 7:06

thats nuts! I got my glasses for $21, I can't imagine spending that much!

sammiik 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 7:12

FAIL

FunkiiX 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 12:51

THAT would of pissed the hell out of me - even though, i dont think i'll ever buy glasses for $800. Lool i can just imagian the other peoples faces on the same train carriage as you Loool FYL