Transportation: Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off...

By b. - 24/09/2009 10:06 - Australia

Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

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Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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Cough up

By cain001 - 04/01/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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Leprecon 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:58

you own 800$ glasses ? Unless you are blind and those glasses make you see, you deserved it.

lahp 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 16:56

not very good glasses any way then where they ?

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sodahhhr 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:22

YDI forbringing a donkey on the train. ^

um_duh 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:23

You were wearing $800 glasses and catching the train. Either buy a cheaper pair or get a ******* car noob.

amitalegaonkar 0

Friday 25 September 2009 2:50

just a rich brat i bet who else would dress all nice with 800$ glasses and show off to everyone normal in public transportation?

Arcterion 0

Friday 25 September 2009 3:28

YDI Who the **** pays $800 for glasses anyway?

jillz 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:17

I wish I lived in Australia. I hear there are even some completely underground homes there that stay nice and cool all year 'round. At least the story of you running into that metal bar and falling on your ass will make a funny story to laugh over later. Your life is so not ******.

JohnnyTheFox 0

Friday 25 September 2009 5:12

These comments are 100% fail because the original poster is in AUSTRALIA and uses AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS. I hate the world.

SouLEater_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 6:40

HAHAHA Cheap 800$ glasses,

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 25 September 2009 7:49

You walked off the train into a metal bar? What was it doing there?

Charlieeeeeeeeee 0

Friday 25 September 2009 8:25

Who the hell sould spend $800 on a pair of glasses?!!!

mandy23q 0

Friday 25 September 2009 9:28

i can totally understand paying 800 bux for glasses i am also from australia and we are pretty much ALWAYS in the sun and i would never be caught at the beach in some cheapo $20 sunnies from the servo my sunnies cost me a good 700 bux but will last me ages if i take care of them so shame the OP's got broken cos i would be pretty cut too :(