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By diamondsareforever - 18/07/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML

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By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By ringmaster101 - 04/03/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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By 34_22_34 - 28/07/2010 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML

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By Fucker - 10/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to propose to my girlfriend when some scumbag snatched the ring and bolted. I chased him down, tackled him, and punched him until he gave the ring back. Now my girl is upset, crying, "What if he was hungry and needed to buy food? You didn't have to hurt him." FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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tick_tock 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:45

Your life is awful. I'm really sorry, that is terrible. Well, I guess your girlfriend now knows you were going to propose... I hope she still said yes!

netfreak 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 1:59

If you have a receipt for the ring you're OK. Sure it sucks being inconvenienced.

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tenaka_fml 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 9:31

Wow, this site really highlights the IQ of some people. ie: those confused about the ring and thinking it was stolen too. Learn to read people!

i8thelastcookeii 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:06

umm how do you live in Washington if you were going to the space needle? that's in Seattle. ur on vacation or it's fake

hot_n_cold98 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:30

I live, like, 10 minutes away from the Space Needle :D

ard1130 2

Monday 28 February 2011 8:45

That sucks the space needle is amazing

Deadshot108 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 8:05

Seattle rules. Washington is by far the best state.

iStay_True 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 7:39

isn't there a receipt or some way of showing them that you purchased it? unless you bought it off the guy who sold you the car..if so, well then you screwed!

alexrox8286 0

Monday 6 June 2011 7:49

That sucks just explain to her what happened if she is really the one she will understand.

XoMxcted 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:06

Sooo.... You bought a car from a person who robbed a jewelry store

FweakofCydonia 40

Monday 2 January 2012 18:01

Don't you have a receipt that you bought the ring?

Nasa1225 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 21:38

Please, allow me to clarify: The man bought a car from an alleged jewelry store thief. Then, in an unrelated incident, bought an engagement ring. When he was pulled over, the cops then believed that the rung, which was not connected to the robbery, was stolen.