Love: Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and...

By cjbutterfly96 - 17/12/2015 15:54 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By Wasthistheplace - 29/06/2019 11:12 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet my dad, who I haven't seen in years, at a convenience store. He didn't show up, because the location was "inconvenient." FML

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By anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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EvilTurtle 35

Friday 18 December 2015 1:17

Looks like someone's going on the naughty list

Yimpish 15

Friday 18 December 2015 1:35

Bad people like him just wait for the right time for their inner demon to present itself

Comments

The_Ikon211 11

Friday 18 December 2015 4:48

must've been a pretty good gift. for him to have found it worth taking, but he'll get what he deserves im sure of it

SecundusSecunda 27

Friday 18 December 2015 5:02

Yea, let me just steal this person's dad's gift, even though she knows my face, my phone number, and can identify me. LOGIC

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 18 December 2015 6:53

Exactly what I was thinking. She knows where he lives and his phone number. She can literally show up on his door step with an officer and demand it back. Idiot.

Lalala579121 27

Friday 18 December 2015 7:18

Not to mention probably having the receipt for it.

militarybrat 21

Friday 18 December 2015 5:09

Really hope you called the police. If not, ydi.

pjsr 32

Friday 18 December 2015 5:19

I imagine him saying to himself, "Who's your daddy? I am - cuz I've got his gift"

cinderbelle 5

Wednesday 23 December 2015 20:52

I love this!

lukian_fml 29

Friday 18 December 2015 5:27

How long were you gone for?

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 18 December 2015 5:57

Doesn't take much to turn around and walk away.

Magnoxidans 19

Friday 18 December 2015 6:13

What a Grinch...

asakadelis 7

Friday 18 December 2015 6:49

I guess he was no longer present.

Cupcakemafia13 7

Friday 18 December 2015 6:57

Well you have contact info, call the police.

anna31899 16

Friday 18 December 2015 7:14

And this is why I would not trust a guy I've only met a couple of times

qwertycode 19

Friday 18 December 2015 7:34

I feel like this is a case in which the guy thinks OP is into him and that's probably why he left because he felt uncomfortable. I don't really think he was ever a friend. But it was a prick move to leave like that and more to steal the present!