By HeyArnold91 - 14/09/2012 05:57 - United States - Apo

Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML
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perdix 29

Your sister should have been writing you regularly! Nothing cheers up a hero serving his or her country overseas than regular reports of your mom's criminal activities before the inevitable arrest. Thanks for your service :)

Your correct usage of "whom" brought a tear to my eye. Well done indeed! My faith in humanity is not even remotely restored, but at least I have some hope.

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acetheone 8

how did your mother end up in jail op? that's just terrible news.

gallopinghorses 3

:( hope everything will get better! :)

Your correct usage of "whom" brought a tear to my eye. Well done indeed! My faith in humanity is not even remotely restored, but at least I have some hope.

What needs to happen before you believe in humanity again?

Feared, I would need to see 5 FMLs in a row where no one misuses "your" or karma, no one says "could of" or "should of", and no memes are referenced. I don't ever see that happening.

DocBastard, if you expect all that, you're gonna have a bad time.

Thanks for serving out country! At least you got an email:)

Well done for serving your Country first of all. Secondly Your sister is the one at fault but she may not know how uplifting a message from home can be, you could explain that and you may get more updates. Finally I hope your Mother isn't in too much trouble.

Stupid dog, you make us look bad! OOOGABOOOGABOOGA!!

captainburke 5

You're away, just pretend it's not really happening

sorry for the bad news and thank you for serving the u.s.a

rainbowbigbird 7

OP, Thank you for your service and I am disappointed that your family doesn't show you the appreciation you deserve. By the way, I enjoy your user name! The original football-shaped head :)