By HeyArnold91 - 14/09/2012 05:57 - United States - Apo

Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML
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perdix 29

Your sister should have been writing you regularly! Nothing cheers up a hero serving his or her country overseas than regular reports of your mom's criminal activities before the inevitable arrest. Thanks for your service :)

Your correct usage of "whom" brought a tear to my eye. Well done indeed! My faith in humanity is not even remotely restored, but at least I have some hope.

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Are you saying that Karma threw OP's mom in jail because OP did something bad in this or a past life? Boy, Karma IS a bitch!

florido_fml 10
OceanBlueSea 12
william8691 10

I see your mom likes to play DJ hero..

Rocky007 15

Haha okay it depends on why shes in jail...my first reaction was to laugh cause I pictured Sam's mom from iCarly.

That's...not the kind of news you wanna hear about home. Though thank you for your service!

It could be worse. At least your mother wasn't arrested on charges of public nudity (you hear about that a lot on here) Thank-you for your service.