Work: Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited...

By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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Same thing different taste

By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

Classic

By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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You deserved it 101

By UglyApparently - 05/10/2011 16:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 220

You deserved it 3 924

By ddeit - 19/08/2011 02:10 - New Zealand

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 385

You deserved it 3 679

By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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You deserved it 1 828

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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You deserved it 7 192

Yeah, that probably wouldn't work

By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 03:30

Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML

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You deserved it 522

By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 938

You deserved it 1 925

By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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You deserved it 3 459

starxshine 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:14

jerk

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:17

I'm no expert, but I think he was trying to get into your pants...

Comments

dannodavis 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 13:19

Repeat, this one was on here about a month ago.

katelynjoy 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 13:22

It's kind of sad how you know it's a repeat.. Epecially since you know when it was on here last.

SpicyDuck 22

Wednesday 29 September 2010 16:27

It's also sad that you can't even begin to consider that no matter how odd circumstances might be, the same things can happen to different people.

Schizomaniac 24

Wednesday 29 September 2010 17:18

It's also sad that people die without getting to say good-bye to their loved ones.

WallyTheWombat 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:11

That last comment was depressing :(

ragzilla 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 13:40

luckily, someone wants to **** you. that means you're hot.

Desurain23 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 13:41

"boo hoo im sad! a guy hit on me until i said i was a faithful girlfriend." maybe post a real problem next time sugar-****.

Xavi89 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 14:09

Amen! Too

Amber_the_Great 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 14:24

good point

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 29 September 2010 18:59

Alternatively "Today I was happy that I finally made a friend at work. Turns out, he didn't want to talk to me after all. Now I'm stuck lonely and bored during my breaks again."