Yeah, that probably wouldn't work

By Anonymous - 20/03/2020 03:30

Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 477
You deserved it 521

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ojoRojo 27

Innocent mistake. Unless he told you he was gay before, he can’t assume that you knew.

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Aiden89 23

How dare you assume their orientation. (Jk)

And then the co-worker responds: "So, are you available?"

rotflqtms_ 21

Sorry, I'm not, but maybe Jack is?

I'd reply with, "I'm straight...just not narrow."

ojoRojo 27

Innocent mistake. Unless he told you he was gay before, he can’t assume that you knew.

Idiot. "I'm lonely, I wish I had a significant other." "You should go find a significant other." "...Are you even listening to me or did a bird poop in your brain pan?"

ashbashlove 2

I’m failing to see a problem? He was telling you his preferences? Grow up