Yeah, that probably wouldn't work
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"Ok, then boyfriend."
And then the co-worker responds: "So, are you available?"
I'd reply with, "I'm straight...just not narrow."
Idiot. "I'm lonely, I wish I had a significant other." "You should go find a significant other." "...Are you even listening to me or did a bird poop in your brain pan?"
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"Ok, then boyfriend."
Innocent mistake. Unless he told you he was gay before, he can’t assume that you knew.