Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a panic attack so I called my parents. My...

By happyharriet - 16/04/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I was having a panic attack so I called my parents. My brother answered to say my parents couldn't come to the phone because they were watching 24. Its ten o'clock and 24 is not on now. They were watching 24 on TiVo and couldn't pause it to come to the phone. FML

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By Pooped - 21/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, apparently my parents called 911 because I wasn't answering their phone calls, so they thought something was wrong. I was in the bathroom and didn't bring my phone, so I wouldn't distract myself and ended up sitting there forever. Looks like that wasn't the right choice. FML

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By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

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By anonymous - 10/01/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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By loueb17 - 15/02/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

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By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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By iiiiiiii - 22/06/2022 14:00

Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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I don't know, leave me alone

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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I feel fine

By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 18:01

Today, my parents left me several frantic voicemails early this morning about the hurricane, totally in a panic that I wasn’t safe. I called them when I woke up and told them I was fine. They were actually angry that I wasn't in the eye of the storm, because they “worried for nothing.” FML

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sammyg 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:48

i think Jack needs their support more then you, he is constantly in danger of death.

the_boss_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:50

don't mess with anyone when its bauer hour

Comments

dspadres 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:38

that sucks

IEatBabiess 0

Friday 9 April 2010 7:30

how could you possibly expect anyone to break while watching 24? Jack Bour needs them more than you do

brainiac94 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 4:41

bauer. not bour. bauer. a true fan would know that

tateno 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

haha what a shitty brother and parents hahaha

HouseElf 13

Monday 29 October 2012 6:51

At least the brother bothered to answer

jdb2009 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

Yeah, that was funny actually. I wonder what your panic attack was about that'd warrant a call back to the homestead.

BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:45

your parents must hate you

Wonka_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:47

Wow! A lot of Tivo or favorite tv show fml. I just commented on a fml where a sister rather watch jeopardy than to listen to her sister bitch just this morning. Try calling 911. Maybe they'll care.