Kids: Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to...

By tiredeolfatty - 21/09/2012 02:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML

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By amiliaroberts123 - 15/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Raphine

Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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Doortje 29

Friday 21 September 2012 9:04

What a ******* brat.

boofgall 16

Friday 21 September 2012 9:08

"Rematch". Then show his shit up.

Comments

goujee 2

Friday 21 September 2012 11:17

Kids can be so cruel, they dont pull punches

heythere131630 9

Friday 21 September 2012 11:24

Smile at him and say. "I'm only fat because of all the iterating little children I eat."

safaeita 32

Friday 21 September 2012 13:15

haha that's funny , you're giving me ideas :p

Oakleysroc 0

Friday 21 September 2012 11:52

yea you told yourself that so you wouldnt feel to bad about losing

CrysisAverted 5

Friday 21 September 2012 12:10

You should of responded with "Maybe if you werent such an ass your legs would be broken"

perdix 29

Friday 21 September 2012 12:29

Tell him the next sport is wrestling, then pile-drive the little bastard with your massive bulk. Pin him by holding his face between your floppy, pendulous boobs. Not only will he no longer feel like a "champion," but sexual encounters in his future will recall this trauma.

FarSide 22

Saturday 22 September 2012 1:18

ROFLMAO.

severe_fml 3

Friday 21 September 2012 12:40

I had a dream last night that the sun set at 2:30pm, I stole a car from a country club, and I later wore a pirate mask insulting Johnny Depps portrayal of Jack Sparrow saying I could have done it better... To his face.