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How the hell did you manage to do that?
Licked a flat iron.
Next time you "practice", unplug it.
Trying to straighten facial hair? I dunno why they would want to do that though...
you are smartz
1- Ikr? I can down 10 flat irons without even touching my tongue, OP needs practice
I wish that people who post FML's would answer peoples questions about them.
81, the reason they don't is so that us commenters all get excitedly shocked when they actually do... If you get what I mean.
Maybe they had hairy tongue.
If you wanted spicy food you could've just got some Chilli Doritos OP :D
How?
45- If you wanted to take it that way, we deep-throat every day when we eat, but ok, thanks for bashing my cuisine
OP that happened to me once, last time I try to eat a flat iron.
She wanted to heat up the conversation.
hahahah best . movie . ever.
134-you can put your young on my flat iron
Some people are just smooth like that.
Okay deep throating a flat iron is just weird and wouldn't you make sure it's off? And two why the hell was a flat iron iron part be on your tounge unless you put it there... YDI
She was obviously trying to straighten those unsightful curly hairs growing on her tongue.
Well, darlin, maybe you guys need to get an actual thing to suck on. Do better next time.
Hey 36, call me. ;)
I've done it.. I licked my flat iron to see what would happen... I got a blister.. :/
224- That's a fake pic btw
197-I'm not sure how to reply
Trying to get a Dumbledore beard maybe? Were they male or female?
Obviously licking it to see if it was hot enough.
How did that happen?
He burned his tongue with a flat iron.. thats how he did it.
Can anyone else feel the irony??........ haha okay no :(
A-1 steak sauce, yeah it's that important
65- I see what you did there :D
Don't lick the damn thing!
He wanted a klondike bar.
Hot.
Aha! Irons! And it only took two clues
thanks lol
Fail.
Iron out those creases!
Is that mangled scentence something you call English?
74- the fact that you spell sentence wrong cracks me up.
Yeah it takes insane talent to be THAT stupid
How did you do such a thing?
The more important question: WHY would you do such a thing?!
heh, that's bizarro. i'd like to know how that happened...
Really, how on earth did you do that?
YDI for putting an iron anywhere near your mouth.
Oh I don't know - you wake up after a big night out, your tongue feels a little furry, you think to yourself "you know, I bet i could put a nice wave in that" and before you know it, second degree burns. Doesn't hurt as much as getting your penis caught in a cake beater. I imagine.....
how...? i can't imagine any way possible you could manage that
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How the hell did you manage to do that?
Next time you "practice", unplug it.