Well, at least it's water based?

Actually babies' poos are more acidic than that of an adult.. it may be liquid but not water based

and #1 OP never said finger painting. For all we know OP's son could have just smeared his ass all over the wall and declared it a new form of modern art.

You don't have children, do you?

finger-painting? more like finger-pooing haha am I right? i'll go kill myself now...

#18: It's a one sentence FML, and it's possible for it to be interpreted different ways. I'm going with finger-painting, since it's taught in early childhood to promote hand-eye coordination. Most two-year-olds would know not to wipe their butt along the ground at that age.

Who knows maybe there is a monkey see monkey do situation with a dog OP may or may not have... I was just giving a hypothetical.

Haha! All the shitty comments get likes yet the one funny one is in the negatives.

@18, 'look ma, no hands!'

Awww that's cute.

You go do that, 22

Does your kid have no sense of smell OP?

Ya hope it turned out!

Sounds like it turned out to be pretty shitty.

Please we all know childrens art sucks from ash trays to hand drawn pictures of mommy & daddy

No, OP's child is a renaissance kid. He recreated the shit-stine chapel.

Or Maybe the kid just wanted his mother to be the painting , I am pretty sure her face was like the "The scream" .

Everyone's a critic. You can't just scrub off a masterpiece that brings beauty to the original inspiration. You know that's how Michelangelo got started. Yep, humble beginnings...

My two year old did that to. I made her help me clean it. The next time I made her clean most if it while I supervised. The third time I made her clean all if it. She didn't do it a forth time.

its a shit gift but its the thought that counts

it would like shit ha

Good thing the little Picasso only gave you a painting, rather than his ear in a box...

Punishing a child for doing something they didn't know is wrong is a terrible thing to do.

But then again rubbing your shit on the wall is also a terrible thing to do

No. It's how they learn the difference between right and wrong. 2 is a good time to start.

#29 I seriously hope you're joking.How do you think they learn right from wrong?Because you punish them when they do wrong.

#59 and the carpet, don't forget the carpet

Let me clear up what I meant. I meant that you shouldn't put the kid in a time out but you should let the kid know that it's not appropriate to wipe shit on the walls. If the kid does it again while having knowledge of the rules, then punish the kid.

What you mean its a "shitty situ" *has throat cut in mid sentence*

My mom wanted me to have one of those?! Revenge? All these cute kid stories are making me want to get permanently fixed

I was thinking more of a "Poocasso"