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By spaceavery - 24/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Gresham

Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML

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By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

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Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By snottyface - 26/09/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 00:00

Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML

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By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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cacheson 41

Sunday 25 September 2016 10:06

Wow, blowing loads from both ends. That's really... a skill... that a person probably should not have...

SofaKing619 13

Sunday 25 September 2016 9:52

Damn that's nasty

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 September 2016 15:42

How did he get snot to come out of his penis? That's gotta be some kind of medical miracle! On the bright side, you have a new Urban Dictionary entry. Call it the Mississippi Wide Load, or something as colorful.

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 25 September 2016 18:15

Maybe this is one of those times when 69 should have been your position of choice.

alaina1104 11

Sunday 25 September 2016 18:26

Snot still would have been involved. Just... Not on her face

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 26 September 2016 2:52

She'd never have seen it though.

tmj25789 23

Sunday 25 September 2016 19:36

That must have been a powerful ******.

cuz803 44

Monday 26 September 2016 14:28

****** from his nose for sure

soulebelius 17

Sunday 25 September 2016 22:58

I accidentally drooled in my wife's mouth during ******.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 26 September 2016 2:53

Bad, but you exchange saliva when kissing so it wouldn't be completely new.

Thegoofygoober 15

Sunday 25 September 2016 23:01

Double Tap

Bengemon825 15

Monday 26 September 2016 1:47

I don't think you can complain about snot if you're getting cum blown all over you too

creditless 14

Monday 26 September 2016 19:36

hey u should be proud of yourself for causing that... most guys don't get to experience the very rare Unicorngasm...

mattwhite 13

Monday 26 September 2016 19:49

Worth it

dansco 24

Tuesday 27 September 2016 2:51

Next time get him to blow his load on your face so it can't happen again. Plus you have a cheap anti ageing cream lol

RuffDaScholar 16

Tuesday 27 September 2016 2:54

He needs some tissue

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