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By jayswizzle89 - 29/07/2014 07:58 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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By elizabethyeo - 20/02/2012 10:01 - Australia

Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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By Huge A Hole - 01/02/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

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Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 04:00

Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML

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Foreshadowing

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 23:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my (now ex) best friend wore funeral attire to my wedding, and instead of a speech, she gave a eulogy, making it sound like my new husband had brutally murdered me. FML

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Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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Classic move

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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NinjaDitto623 14

Tuesday 29 July 2014 14:43

How do you just forget that?!?!

Ebolaconflict 11

Tuesday 29 July 2014 14:43

you deserved it

Comments

Vegetarian27 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 12:30

I'm actually wondering if the friend mistook someone else at the funeral for OP, or imagined her there. She said that she hadn't seen the friend since university, so maybe the friend was wrong? I don't know, maybe OP's just a ********.

DemiPewdsLover 12

Wednesday 30 July 2014 13:14

YDI for being so dumb and rude!

_heavenlysasa 16

Wednesday 30 July 2014 14:26

How do you forget being at someone's funeral???

big_red_05 4

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:03

This post is weird. I kinda feel that OP's friend's gone looney since her hubby died, living in a PTSD fantasy world. so when OP asks about the hubby her friend loses it.

mariesexxxface 13

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:40

This has to be fake? Nobody could be this scatterbrained.

Grandmastasexy 14

Thursday 31 July 2014 5:06

You sound like a dumbass

mat_sib 18

Thursday 31 July 2014 14:51

Can you be any blonder

sierra731 3

Saturday 2 August 2014 15:36

Wow guys calling OP a moron is a bit rude. I understand the loss of a loved one hurts, but we are all human and make mistakes with memory. The slap in the face was too far in my opinion.