Hahahaha love your picture

Maybe she's been to a bunch of funerals

That's very possible, but I just think that I would remember whether or not I had attended an old friend's mother's funeral before I asked about how she was doing. Maybe that's just me.

I would most likely go with the point that she's an inconsiderate bitch. There's no way you can forget something like that unless she has a memory issue

There's a third option, 25. The question might have just been due to general inattentiveness to the conversation, or a so called blonde moment. It happens to all of us in one way or another. It doesn't necessarily mean the event is gone from OP's memory.

Well it could be one of those general things a person is used to asking a lot of people. Like me asking a friend what classes he takes when I'm in three classes with him, it's not that I forgot he was in those classes the question just slipped out and left me looking like an idiot. That's what I believe may have happened to OP, although in a more serious way admittedly!

bummer days..

57 love da pic, love da name, love da hunger games, love mah bread :) Hate grammar! :)

Wtf thats not even this long lol

The only way you could forget something like that, is if you were in Vegas, because everything stays in Vegas, except herpes.

man i totally understand this dude my family is so feakishly large we go to about 3 funerals a year and someone's allway's having a baby , or is being put in the er, or it having some sort of crisis after a while you stop giveing a crap and a funeral just becomes aother appointment to keep

How stupid can you be...

Similar to the mother; she won't be recovering anytime soon.

^^ Bazinga!

#59 Funny how your name is "death" in French with that particular comment...

I'm pretty sure it's "Morte" and it's Spanish for death...

Unless the word "Mort" is French for death. I was never good in French.

#83 I think Spanish for "death" is "muerte". "Morte" is Italian for death, or French for "dead" at the feminine. But "mort" is French for "death"... A bit confusing I know! :) PS: I'm French.

84, it is.

"He died two months ago. You also went to his funeral."

"Uh...uh...how's your dog?"

"Died this morning. We just buried him like 30 minutes ago."

You ran him over with your car last week. You helped me bury him.

How's your wif... dead

Just ask how your friends doing, obviously he isnt dead.

"I'm actually a zombie..."

So he's immortal pretty much. Ask if he's willing to make you one and the daily diet. Wouldn't wanna eat any relatives. I would 100% do that :)

50- god it must suck having a dead 'wif'. Idiot.

129, i assume he intended to type that. Seeing as the other person would be interrupting him before he finished the question.

YDI^. you used a "your mom" joke.

I wonder if sarge enjoys eating other muffins. O.o

No 36 doesn't deserve it because she isn't even the one who posted this

You actually don't need to be drunk for something like this to happen.

Could be possible though.

63 - I wasn't trying to be funny LOL chill :-)

64, WTF is on your face!? Is it supposed to be concealer? If so... Eesh 0.0 a little too much there D:

No LOL it's cum all over my face ;-)

CAT FIGHT!

I'm not even fighting LOL. it's just hilarious to me ;)

I like weed :-)

No, you love weed.

Yes I love weed :-)