By KarateKid76 - 05/12/2013 03:19 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML
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B1ackthesun 31

Grasshopper has much to learn.

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Comet_Candy 23

Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.

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doodlebug33 20

What does he grab when he wants to "sand da floor"?

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False_Stupidity 41

Hey, he's giving you instructions to put wax on his man parts then rip wax off along with the hair ;)

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patterq 4

Well i guess there would be no need to worry, seeing as he was waxing and not painting. Paint the fence was up and down motions!

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Blavock 12

It astounds me how stupid some people are

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namelessmonster 6

That's funny and weird all at the same time.

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