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By KarateKid76 - 05/12/2013 03:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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Thursday 5 December 2013 9:17

Grasshopper has much to learn.

Comet_Candy 23

Thursday 5 December 2013 9:17

Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.

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perdix 29

Thursday 5 December 2013 12:56

Is he implying that you have hairy ****? If so, his ****** was put on ice a while back.

buckdharma 37

Thursday 5 December 2013 13:08

Ah, He needs to find your "Gi" spot, then achieve "Bonzai!"

jblumz 15

Thursday 5 December 2013 14:12

I laughed way too hard at this.

tranced_ 45

Thursday 5 December 2013 14:22

wait I don't get it ..

mccrightp 29

Thursday 5 December 2013 14:28

Tell him he'll be "waxing off" himself for a while because of that one.

vikky538 28

Thursday 5 December 2013 14:50

he should have done that circular motions some where else...lol ..

honeymoonroyale 20

Thursday 5 December 2013 15:19

Hahahaha, I think that's awesome... Well maybe not in the middle of doing it, though...

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 5 December 2013 16:10

it was all in fun. hopefully he completed the task

Bad_People_r_Bad 3

Thursday 5 December 2013 18:47

Did he at least get directions right?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 December 2013 20:08

Good lord...

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