Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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area51avenger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:04

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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Kayyycayyyy 0

Friday 9 September 2011 8:07

My bf does that hahaha

ipusstroll 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:46

Playing handball ehh lad

_SuperBaDD_ 3

Monday 19 December 2011 0:30

Lol That's So Weird!You Must've Been Doing Something Terribly WRONG!

smackdattt 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 17:20

Haha ohh shitt!

PhishloverA 14

Saturday 18 August 2012 1:39

This confuses me. Assuming you were doing doggy style, how do you manage to do that? Did you pull your hand way back and real fast to get a good slap, and then hit your nuts while doing that? If not, then the only other thing I can think of is she was going to sit on you and face you, then you went to slap her ass and missed

Divine_Luna 2

Monday 23 June 2014 2:47

What position was you even in?

hnisss 15

Monday 28 July 2014 9:13

It'll probably make you last longer

aishah77 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 23:17

Smooothhhh

Rectov 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 19:33

At least you had sex

Yuso_Yagari 9

Saturday 28 November 2015 17:56

HOW XD

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