By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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Kayyycayyyy 0

My bf does that hahaha

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_SuperBaDD_ 3

Lol That's So Weird!You Must've Been Doing Something Terribly WRONG!

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PhishloverA 14

This confuses me. Assuming you were doing doggy style, how do you manage to do that? Did you pull your hand way back and real fast to get a good slap, and then hit your nuts while doing that? If not, then the only other thing I can think of is she was going to sit on you and face you, then you went to slap her ass and missed

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Divine_Luna 2

What position was you even in?

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hnisss 15

It'll probably make you last longer

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