Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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area51avenger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:04

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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abcabc1233 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:43

ahahaha thatsss soooo funny

Zxom11 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:20

did you keep going?

2_someone_else_ 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:20

yup.

Faminn123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:26

No way... If you can't aim you deserve it...

jessamyn_it_is 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 11:05

Idiot lol

vela9002 4

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:58

wow. first of all, - nice second,- how hard were u trying to smack her if u hit urself so hard weirdo?? good one, seriously

zTTk 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:45

ive done this it ******* sucks.. a lot... and its not about how hard he was trying to hit, smacking at any amount of power ******* hurts when its a direct hit. fml.

jenna009 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:55

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, sucks for you, but that's hilarious! FYL

barker2121 0

Monday 29 June 2009 12:46

wtf.....hahahah

lostguy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:42

how the hell did you miss on smacking a girl's ass and managed to hit your own balls because of it?

ChaseVoid 6

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:42

lol

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