By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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mikey_huff 0

Yeah, I did this exact thing with my girlfriend a few years back. Hit myself square in the balls! She noticed and went to stop and ask me if I was okay. All I could do was tell her, "just dont stop, it will be okay if you dont stop!"

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Sarabara4321 0

Wow Your Pathetic You Said A Girl Not Even A Girl Friend!

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hiphopapotamuz 0

you must be really dumb to pull that off

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AxelAbduction 0

Dude seriously? HOW THE **** DO YOU HIT YOURSELF IN THE BALLS LIKE THAT??

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uallsuck 0

if u had actually even skimmed the comments, u might have realized that the general consensus is that the girl was on top, and he had bad aim and timing.

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JakobKain 0

Things only started getting hot DURING sex? Lol

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