Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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area51avenger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:04

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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can_I_HaveSumH20 1

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:00

WTF?? how does that work haha

mikey_huff 0

Friday 10 July 2009 21:23

Yeah, I did this exact thing with my girlfriend a few years back. Hit myself square in the balls! She noticed and went to stop and ask me if I was okay. All I could do was tell her, "just dont stop, it will be okay if you dont stop!"

treesandhills 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:47

YDI for being uncoordinated .

Sarabara4321 0

Monday 20 July 2009 6:23

Wow Your Pathetic You Said A Girl Not Even A Girl Friend!

hiphopapotamuz 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 5:10

you must be really dumb to pull that off

AxelAbduction 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 10:42

Dude seriously? HOW THE **** DO YOU HIT YOURSELF IN THE BALLS LIKE THAT??

uallsuck 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:32

if u had actually even skimmed the comments, u might have realized that the general consensus is that the girl was on top, and he had bad aim and timing.

brianjman14 22

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:43

how the **** did u do that......

JakobKain 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:27

Things only started getting hot DURING sex? Lol

Whatever80 0

Friday 26 March 2010 21:06

How Is That Even Possible ?

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