Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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kacironi 13

Monday 21 December 2015 2:22

that's just slightly disturbing

ircs56 10

Wednesday 20 January 2016 2:04

keep it in the family

Helped 35

Wednesday 24 February 2016 21:36

So many people named Brittany posting on this post lmao.

tt600ryder 9

Tuesday 8 March 2016 4:57

I hope that you spit that sh*t out, or did you swallow it?

max_sad 4

Monday 6 June 2016 7:36

Hahahahaha???

Cavsfodawin 21

Sunday 26 June 2016 7:20

Nononononono

thehylianguy 10

Friday 1 July 2016 18:53

Wtf? That's gross

mytime654321 9

Saturday 2 July 2016 21:51

Uh lol?

hheeellllo 4

Monday 18 July 2016 18:55

lmao

AidanKozak 13

Saturday 23 July 2016 5:26

Why are all of the top FMLS made in 2009?

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