Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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TheNamesAmelia 12

Saturday 11 April 2015 7:17

ahahaha #SheWasntReady

reqret17 13

Sunday 12 April 2015 18:19

maybe he named his dick brittney??? after his sister because his sister is a dick?

Dynamite73 25

Monday 18 May 2015 4:24

That reminds me of Joe Dirt

GirlGamer1202 9

Tuesday 19 May 2015 6:03

Oh shit...

XBlackoutX666 7

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:21

The first thing I thought about when I read this is "The **** is he, some sister humping redneck?"

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 14 June 2015 1:44

It could have been another Brittany.

edsall77 9

Tuesday 16 June 2015 23:10

that's horrible!

NETFLIXISTHELIFE 6

Wednesday 29 July 2015 12:56

BRUH I WOULD GET THE HELL OUT AND BE LIKE IM JUST DONE U GOT A MESSED UP FAM. OR DID U IGNORE IT AND CONTINUE

mo3zz 13

Monday 3 August 2015 22:22

Maybe he just not that into you.. take the hint!

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:59

In 2011, the Lannisters will approve.

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