By CBBP - 31/03/2009 15:35 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with this girl I met in stats class when my roommate walked in. He started applauding and said, "$20 bucks for me! I knew you weren't gay!" Him and my other roommate had a bet. They are my best friends. FML
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lowercasename 0

That's hilarious At least you were having sex though, so I wouldn't fret it too much

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Shadowflames420 0

LoL. Was she hot? Cause you should get brownie points for porking a hottie when your friends think your gay.

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AntiChrist7 0

you must have given them the impression. you had sex, so what is the problem?

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SoFaded80 0

OH ya #22 listen to #25 he knows from experience....hahahaha

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mattiscool 0

no fml here. just a bit awkward, but it wont get long to get over it

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Neenertastic 0

Was all this going on between them while you were still in bed with this girl? Because that's messed up. Otherwise, it's not a big deal. It's okay that you're gay and are experimenting to figure it out. j-k

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Karnezar 2

@ #4 While it's not an insult to be called gay, it's still pretty bad to be considered one when you aren't, and vice-versa. If someone thinks you're gay when you're not, then that means other people might think you are, namely datable girls who might like you, but if they think you're gay, they'll walk off, and thus, a lost oppritunity. Same if you're actually gay, and some guy checks you out for a minute, comes to the wrong conclusion your straight, and leaves.

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SPcamert 0

At least one of them thought you weren't. And you got laid. Honestly, not a bad day in my book.

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7_______7_______ 0

heh heh... I've placed bets on my friend's sexuality. (funny story is, he already came out to me and I'm just waiting for him to go public before I rake in the green--douchebaggery for the win!!!!)

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7_______7_______ 0

#4 Are you an idiot? This is America... it is an insult to be called gay and, though not so per se, homosexuals are inferior to straight citizens. Don't bury your head in grandiose dreams of equality; people without realism quickly grow irksome... and for anyone who calls me a homophobe, look up the definition of per se.

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