By romedizzle - 24/11/2010 09:52 - Canada

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML
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heyheyitskaykay 7

haha I hate it when I mess up my words like that!

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perdix 29

The same thing happened to me except my jumbled words came out as, "I'm into cougars who own strap-ons" Awkward! Especially since she was carrying one in her purse. I had to explain it was a slip of the tongue which unleashed a whole new nightmare on me.

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datankiskool 0

so wat it's not lime ur going to see her again

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gordodestroyo 0

Haha, I have done that while waiting on a table. there is no way to come back from that

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cyc10n3 0

Your not the only one, happens to me lots!

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DocBastard 38

I know how you feel. I forget words all the time. The technical term for that is...um...uh...

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MERftw 0

if you said "you're problem", it would be so awesome xD

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Sahib15 0

yea one time I was making a joke about our recently spayed dog. I mixed the words "she" and "it" and ended up saying, "yea I guess she's a SHIT now!" to my grandmother. she just stared at me. :)

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shinicat 11

I've done that so often at work, I work as a door-to-door fundraiser and sometimes when people say no, I go to say 'no worries' and 'thanks' at the same time and end up saying 'no thanks'

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iheart 0

Bahaha yeah. like when someone says "Hey, how are you?" i accidentally say "I'm good" and "I'm okay"...so "I'm gay".

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