Miscellaneous: Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new...

By Nissan_David - 18/01/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2018 22:00

Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML

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By leprechaun23 - 23/04/2012 04:21 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 20:01

Today, our 9 year-old son managed to shoot himself in the gut with my nail gun. According to my wife, this is completely my fault, because I ONLY kept it in my locked garage, ONLY secured in its box, ONLY completely disconnected from the power, ONLY on the highest shelf near the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By jackelking - 25/05/2009 08:33 - United States

Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML

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By damngotkik - 20/12/2017 19:00

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML

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Monday 18 January 2010 12:11

I'm so sorry, that's extremely painful.

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 18 January 2010 12:14

Fuuck ... My hand hurts from reading this. D:

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pride90 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:04

oooooooouchieeee

apfunction 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:40

if it malfunctioned, sue. you'll be wiping your ass with hundreds if you win from that.

3838_a 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 3:08

omfg. oooooooooooooooouch. !!

3rw0n 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 4:41

ouch!!!!!

JulianaBenton 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:20

did you feel like jesus?

VanessaVander 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:01

oh ouch! i feel so bad for u. hope it feels better soon! fyl

VanessaVander 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:04

ouch! I cant imagine how much that would hurt! hope your hand feels better.

AnRom 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:35

that's when it's time to go to the hospital not pry it out yourself you dumbass

hrtstealer 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:08

sue the manufacturer - product liability.

xXcyanideloverXx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:12

sooooo horribly painful reminds me of when I wanted to do tech for theater why people give ninth graders nail guns I will never know.

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