By hockey9797 - 15/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML
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yeah i broke both my arm and leg on my right side and a few ribs it's not fake

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cucumberfabulous 7

Your sisters a bitch, FYL..

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blue8795 0

Wow....Your sister... I don't even know what to say. Her priorities are f**cked up.

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varkey 7

FYL. You should have thrown the phone straight onto the ground. Also, never talk to your sister again (or even better, get her back by telling the cops she subtly pushed/tripped you or something, then never talk to her again). FYL

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xSwagg 0

I would've slammed her phone into the ground.

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psychoticbiatch 5

You got hit by a car and your more worried about posting it on fml.

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MtnBkr00 8

your sister needs to be turned upside down & have her ****** filled with concrete

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turbobutt11 0

Suck it up her phone might be siri if so its worth more than you

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oliviasmilez 0

If you were my sister you'd be in the E.R in less than 2 seconds... I'm sorry her phones more important to her than you....

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jrok98 8

i would punch her then say how dumb she was for not looking out for fists

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