Miscellaneous: Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce....

By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By NotAmericanIdol - 23/04/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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No more yodelling

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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Voice of a generation

By Stevie - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 9:29

Neighbourhood's Got Talent?

adamo_erebus 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:43

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH STUPID METALHEADS HATING ON EVERYTHING THAT IS POPULAR? JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING ISN'T YOUR TASTE, DOESN'T. MEAN. IT'S. BAD. I listen to rock and when I hear fellow fans telling others that anything other than rock is crap, I just want to slam their faces into a brick wall. IT PISSES ME OFF. Point is: everyone's got their musical tastes. If you don't like what someone else likes, suck it up and move on. Don't criticise them because people are just gonna think your a retard.

Comments

Crethius 4

Monday 17 August 2009 10:32

LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC!!

6JAX9 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:43

or maybe hes not gay and likes female singers...

shelboo_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:02

Halo is a song that only a certain special voice may truly sing well. It gets really high pitched and deep.

plexico 3

Monday 17 August 2009 14:36

I agree 100%. My daughter is not a good singer, but she has fun with it and usually it's tolerable. But when she does "Halo," it drives me nucking futs! Beyonce can get away with that droning, repetitive crap because she's got a good voice and smoking hot body, but when a lesser singer tries it, it is like being the victim of the Milgram Experiment.

shaazaam 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:32

#35: I think you mean the confederates in the Milgram experiment. The "victims" weren't the ones getting shocked, they were doing the shocking.

plexico 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:40

You are very sharp, so I guess I should have said the "apparent" victims. The shockers were the apparent subjects, but it turned out that it was so cruel, such experiments are no longer permissible.

divineinstrument 2

Monday 17 August 2009 12:23

Being gay =/= liking female singers

liquidbunny 0

Monday 17 August 2009 13:33

Man, if I heard Beyonce herself singing that song I'd beg for her to shut up too.

furry_fml 6

Monday 17 August 2009 13:42

#23 is right, I already heard this fml

waterynuggets 0

Monday 17 August 2009 14:07

MLIA and your music tastes ******* blow if this is real~

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Monday 17 August 2009 14:56

yea really just look at the singer of flyleaf! i think listening to "I'm so sick" by them would turn a gay man straight you dont have to be gay to like female singers but yea, that "song" and the "artist" of the "song" SUCK!!!!!!