Miscellaneous: Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce....

By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By NotAmericanIdol - 23/04/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Voice of an angel

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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Voice of a generation

By Stevie - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 9:29

Neighbourhood's Got Talent?

adamo_erebus 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:43

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH STUPID METALHEADS HATING ON EVERYTHING THAT IS POPULAR? JUST BECAUSE SOMETHING ISN'T YOUR TASTE, DOESN'T. MEAN. IT'S. BAD. I listen to rock and when I hear fellow fans telling others that anything other than rock is crap, I just want to slam their faces into a brick wall. IT PISSES ME OFF. Point is: everyone's got their musical tastes. If you don't like what someone else likes, suck it up and move on. Don't criticise them because people are just gonna think your a retard.

Comments

GleeIsTransient 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:26

ooh that sux. i'm surprised the neighbors never stopped me from singing, cuz i sing like a complete idiot sometimes. XDDD

BussellRishop 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:49

To be fair, halo' are delicious

Lmao_xD 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:00

wow. but umm why r u singing that song? just curious. but damn

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:45

sing into the phone

bobleheadNS 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:27

XD YDI for even listening to that crap!!!!

billchilled 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:15

Right on bro/sis. Beyonce sucks.

danceintherain_ 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:28

did you?

EffYourLifee 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:29

YDI for listening to that bs

FMLable 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:29

Neighbourhood's Got Talent?

ihlalovesyou 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:31

You're a guy. You gaylord.

cc135 5

Thursday 17 January 2013 3:30

Seriously?

DeathMetal666 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:32

YDI for listening to that poppy shit house which gets labeled "music" when it barely is. ******* fruit.

Stupidpoorpeople 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:33

YDI for not growing a pair and listening to real music. ******.

mrbattleman 10

Monday 17 August 2009 9:33

ydi, i can't believe you even listen to that garbage when there are good genres such as rock and metal

adamo_erebus 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:43

hatepineapple 14

Saturday 11 June 2011 3:30

If there aren't any damn instruments, it's not music. Everything else is up to preference. I personally enjoy harder rock and metal, but I will also enjoy other genres like jazz, blues, acoustic, country, or even older stuff like ragtime, classical, or gospel style music. But if there's no skill being put into the music, why listen to it? It's like going to a museum full of paintings of foods, but if you ask the painter they tell you that they made the "painting" by taking a picture of the meals. It's just not a painting. Same applies to "music" using nothing but synthetic instruments, and vocals with layers of auto-tune to make up for the vocalist's lack of skill.

kyliebear 15

Friday 21 September 2012 13:55

Um, to the above comment, there are always instruments involved in the making of music....

akalisser 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:39

Because screaming nonstop in your ear is much better than listening to someone actually sing (in reference to everyone that's like OMG METAL ROX POP SUX!) I like all genres of music myself, and can't stand people the judge or act like music snobs because other people listen to a genre they don't listen to. ANYWAY @OP: That sucks, I'm surprised no one's done that to me before!

F_fatchick_lives 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:50

Because metal is all about screaming..... And you say they are the snobs :(

divineinstrument 2

Monday 17 August 2009 12:19

Thank you #12! So many people I know are really snobbish about thier taste in music, and believe that their opinion on songs is unrefutable, and any songs they don't like are crap. God people- everyone has different tastes in music. Just respect whatever people enjoy listening to, and stop thinking you know what music really is.

akalisser 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:39

#17: I actually don't think it is, but I was just using its stereotype. Kind of fail on my part, but I was trying to make a point about how stupid this "the music i listen to is better than yours!" complex is.

your_face 15

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:22

I can't decide if you're a hypocrite, a liar, or both - or do you actually enjoy people screaming in your ear, as you describe metal? That's not what it is at all. There are actually several subgenres of metal, and only, like, one involves screaming.