Intimacy: Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked...

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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thatguy0602 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

WTF... you were hooking up behind a clear door?! *face palm* People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw penises.

EmmaG_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

Clear door? Really?

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metalyoshi9 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 8:57

Be glad you don't live with her parents. And seriously. Clear door? *sigh*

heather889121 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:23

#4 at least they had a door... when i moved into my room (before i moved out of my biological father's house) i didn't have a door...

efftthhiiss 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:56

why would you have sex behind a clear door when your parents are home? thats asking to get home. dumbasses.

youreawhore 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:27

This sounds... doubtful. But if not, be glad your ass hasn't got bullet wounds in them, because I'm pretty sure any other dad would have been happy to comply and gun you down...

Rodjmeister 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 15:48

....who has a clear door? and WHY were you behind it?

misskaymay 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:44

she has a clear door and you thought it was smart to hook up with her. i hope that conversation makes the rest of your relationship awkward around her parents. a clear door...seriously? you're a dumbass

eaglesrule8120 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:42

Nice. OOH, next time why don't you cut out the middle man (or door) and do it in their bedroom! Take pictures, set one to be the background of her mother's computer. Funny shit right there

ohhboyy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 20:25

clear door? does she have black windows in her house too?

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:03

wtf..why would you do that?

fantome_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:14

For those of you who said "Who has a clear bedroom door." It could have been an outside patio door that lead into her bedroom, since he said "clear door that leads into her bedroom" and not just "Her clear bedroom door" For the OP tell your girlfriend to invest in some curtains for that clear door so something like this doesn't happen again.