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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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You deserved it 74 947

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Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By zheiraT - 22/05/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland

Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML

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illwill514 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:11

that's stealing. ydi for sure

mister_moops 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:12

wow, you asshole.

Comments

TrollFeeder 10

Friday 26 August 2011 0:25

Actually England has the top universities.

cmwalla41 0

Friday 7 October 2011 10:33

Karma at it's finest.

noncom 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:50

#96 You sir are a complete and total jackass. I mean even if you had to sit in traffic for 2 hours does not mean you deserve a 100 dollar reward. I have to sit through 7 hours of school, and if a 100 dollar came flying my way after school, while I am in a pissy mood, I would still return it. Just for the sake of returning it. And do you know how old I am? I am 12 years old! Meaning that a child who is probably 3 times a young as yourself know more of the difference between right and wrong. And you see I am one of the last people left on this planet that gets pleasure from helping people just for the sake of helping, and not expect anything in return, except maybe a little water. But you sir are a narcissistic egomaniacal fool who does know what is right and wrong, but chooses do the wrong thing. JACKASS MUCH?!?!?!?!?!?

drewgreenan 0

Monday 14 November 2011 21:50

C cx bznxxn

maddyyghee 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:23

YDI 4 bein selfishh

sarah56195 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 16:47

You're selfish. -.- honestly. He could have needed that more than you did.

kirstyannemiller 4

Saturday 2 June 2012 23:17

Karma for being a thief!

iTransform 8

Monday 16 July 2012 1:48

ydi because he was calling for it but if it was on the sidewalk and nobody claims it I say fair game *shrug*

ViviMage 38

Friday 22 March 2013 3:42

You will be happy to know that I found a one dollar bill in front of a supervisor's desk, recalled this story, and handed it to the sup. It wasn't her bill. I can't win!