Work: Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint...

By WaffleMan - 08/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Stirling

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

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By Dildno - 10/12/2016 08:48 - United States - Worcester

Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML

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By Buzz - 28/11/2008 05:35 - France

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 14:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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Feklfekl2222 32

Friday 8 June 2012 15:03

Why do people have these in their work computers/laptops? It always puzzles me

Mama_Umbridge 8

Friday 8 June 2012 15:03

Your username scares me

Comments

Gintoki_Sakata 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 6:47

*"I find it real funny how everytime '****' is mentioned in an FML they always get alot of YDIs despite the fact that looking at **** is actually a normal thing to do. Also, anyone noticed that what he did was a mistake? Seriously, you guys have mental problems if you can't handle someone looking at ****. Sure it is an inappropriate thing to look at in front of people (especially children) but OP probably meant to be on that pornsite on his privacy time. I know some of you will thumb this down because you can't stand the technical truth but I don't care because I'm sick of all the FMLs consisting of the OP making a mistake being shot down. This is like thumbing down an FML where OP was masturbating in his room not aware that his kids are watching. You guys need to learn rethink what you're saying."* DAFUQ did I just read?????? Bro's a perv, and you're trying to defend that? That's how I know that this generation is going down in flames. You just slip it in, like they did with the "hundreds of years" that **** has begun (sarcasm) and eventually they become immune and defend something that isn't right, like you. It's not art, and it's not right. Smh.

Austin342 13

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:23

#179 is a **** addict, just like the guy that posted this.

Sanch101 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:40

He doe not necessarily deserve it for looking at **** but more for failing to disable the Wi-Fi on his laptop prior to giving the presentation (thus stopping the pop up). Also what is he doing subscribing to **** on a laptop he uses for business?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 9 June 2012 17:14

I enjoy ****, too, as much as the next guy. Maybe more than most. :-) But I have the frakkin' sense not to watch it on a work computer, or while I'm at work. I save that shit for the privacy of my own home.

Gintoki_Sakata 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 22:24

-183 Smh x2. I guess I am just unable to fully understand your ignorance. So what if I am? (which by the way would completely contradict my argument against ****) What's your point? If you don't have anything idiotic to counter what I just said, don't say anything idiotic at all.