Work: Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint...

By WaffleMan - 08/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Stirling

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

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By Dildno - 10/12/2016 08:48 - United States - Worcester

Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML

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By Buzz - 28/11/2008 05:35 - France

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 14:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 05:20

Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML

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Friday 8 June 2012 15:03

Why do people have these in their work computers/laptops? It always puzzles me

Mama_Umbridge 8

Friday 8 June 2012 15:03

Your username scares me

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sdfwkhsdfiu 1

Friday 8 June 2012 15:14

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perdix 29

Friday 8 June 2012 15:15

I'll bet more things popped up at that meeting than the notification.

kelissa_fml 16

Friday 8 June 2012 16:06

I wonder if he added a picture or something ti the notification. Then a lot of things would be poppin up...

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 8 June 2012 16:12

You know what, that is exactly what Perdix was talking about.

The_CL0GGER 0

Friday 8 June 2012 19:17

What? What's popping up?

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Saturday 9 June 2012 4:38

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Friday 8 June 2012 15:15

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MetalxSoldier 26

Friday 8 June 2012 15:20

Dear Allah! Noor, you must tell us this site! Im getting "anxious" if you know what I mean!

whY402Jay 12

Friday 8 June 2012 15:25

They got that notification too. Yours was just bad timing.

pexy_fml 16

Friday 8 June 2012 15:30

Some **** won't hurt them

perdix 29

Friday 8 June 2012 15:31

I hope your job doesn't require handling company funds. First, you're wasting money paying for something that even the most technically-inept perv can get for free. Secondly, you're busy handling something else and probably not washing your hands before touching the company cash.

BethBuggy 0

Friday 8 June 2012 16:58

I think he'd be fine handling the companies money. He's wasting his own not theirs. And who cares if he doesn't wash his hands before touching the money? Unless its brand new crisp bills, it's already filthy.

therealslim 15

Friday 8 June 2012 23:38

It was a joke, 80.

CastleHCP 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 10:07

perdix, in a site full of idiots that lack basic 3rd grade spelling and grammar skills, your comments shine. Congratulations on being my favorite person ever for making intelligent, funny comments and then slogging through the half-baked responses in a brave but futile attempt to educate the interbutts. As you were. Just wanted to let you know that you are the sole reason I read the comments, aside from laughing at people that have the common sense and reasoning capacity of a small groundhog with a bullet in its head.