Due to your constant fidgeting with penis shaped items, I can only conclude that you got fixated at the phallic stage of Freudian psychosexual development. I bet you also enjoy cylindrical foods, such as hot dogs, cucumbers, pickles etc.

I've never met anyone who can sit perfectly still for a whole 2 hour meeting, everyone fidgets/fiddles at some point, just OPs bad luck they hit the boss with a pen lid..

You're a grown man, OP, not a child. It's time to stop fidgeting.

dude I totally did this to a teacher! only mine was with a ruberband

I've down that before.

lol @ #5 ...jon hunting? don't know what type of job yer looking for but each to their own!! hahaha..

this is kinda like the rubberband one.

I used to do this all the time, flick the pen around my thumb with the first two fingers. Next time, take the cap off first, or just nod off and snore like normal people do in boring meetings.

This is very serious. There has been a growing number of cases of this exact behavior. You are not alone and you are not acting on your own true accord. It's critical that you seek assistance with someone who specializes in the niche space of 8 year-olds who are large for their age and who masquerade as adults in the marketplace. If this does not apply, grow the hell up and try to learn something in those meetings, but first work your way back from taco bell to the inner sanctum.

it could be worse, you could of hit him in the eye.lol