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By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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By Renna303 - 18/09/2017 20:00

Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped and hit my head on a rock, perforating my eardrum. That rock also broke. It was a €3000 headstone I now have to pay for. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:59

Did you beat him with the pieces of the guitars he made you smash?

BigWestRunner 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:01

I hate fuckheads like that, sorry dude, fyl

Comments

L_is_DEAD 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 20:01

EEEPIIIIIIIIIC FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rl90 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:03

omg. i would have taken one of the guitars that was only damaged and smashed it over his head like 350823048204 times.

TR_Wolf 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 23:11

$4,105.65

smellymeaty 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:18

I was pretty sure pounds were worth more than American Dollars, not less. 2500 Euros are worth about 3500 American dollars...

Dreika 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 7:16

Why would you have to pay for them? That is crap, I would have told them "Nope sorry" and left. What is with people having no boundries and just jumping on people and attacking people and then running away? Everyone is a self-absorbed moron with no spine.

hobbes306 0

Friday 17 July 2009 7:30

The guy who jumped on your back must be friend of your ex-girl friend whom you dumped really badly. And right, let's send F word to your life. sorry man.

discosoup 0

Friday 17 July 2009 21:24

Absolutely do not pay. Burn down the store if they sue you and win.

CharlieMitsuki 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 6:01

Dude, I would stalk that freakn guy down and beat him within an inch of his life!

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Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:15

Oh I SO hope you told the music store to F-off and give you a phone so you could call the Five-O and report that bastard for assault. Once you had a police report there really wouldn't be anything they could do to get money from you.