why is everything a conspiracy with morons these days? cancer-conspiracy global warming- conspiracy popularity- conspiracy notice a trend? moronic uneducated fucktards who will never be popular think everything thae are not really part of is a conspiracy. you should look it up!

That is why it's best to not answer. I'd he had asked again then may e you could have answered

Who talks on the phone in the bathroom?!?!?!

Zehro this is funny shut up and thats halaroius dont wry happens all da time

This is my favorite illustration so far. Just awesome.

This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

Who hasn't done it before? I have had mistaken people for talking to me when they are talking on the phone (not within my view) or bluetooth. It is an honest mistake, especially when the questions they are asking are general questions, or not yapping away on the phone when you are there.

Great illustration. I especially love that the woman in the next stall is barefoot. D:

Really funny.

When I hear someone on the phone in the bathroom like that, I make a point to flush in the middle of their conversation, wash my hands loudly, and anything else I can do to make a lost of noise to be a dick right back - cause I'm cool like that :P