By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
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WinterSanctity 21

This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

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hehe333 0

oh, man. that sucks. i would feel so awkward after wards!! so how embarrassed were you afterwards??

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IMperfection_101 0

yes its an old joke but if it did actually happen youd just be like who the hell goes to the bathroom and talks on the phone at the same time. thats just creepy

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philosopher 0

Damn it, why do people talk on their phones in the bathroom...? Sometimes I wonder why I don't just kick their stall door in, snag the phone, then plop it in the water.

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ilovekarma 8

Aah... wow!! This is SOOOO originaaal... FY..

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xero_art 0

halfway through your conversation? really?....so you continued to talk to her after that.... also fake but funny....

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QueenOfMelodrama 0

This is why I hate people that talk on the phone in public bathrooms. People would do that in my college dorm, and it would bug the crap out of me. (Not literally, and no pun intended.) I've never responded or thought they were talking to me, (if so, I would have ignored them,) but still. It's just annoying to have to listen to another person's half-conversation while you're on the crapper.

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annaattack 0

How can you be half-way through the conversation if it's OBVIOUS it ended right there? Baha.

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ditzykayla 0

this happens to me often. =/ my friend stays with me a lot...and she and her bf call each other at random hours in the night....and usually i don't know it. so when she is talkin to him i'm talkin to her...either she doesn't hear me or she just ignores me. but when it gets to the part where she starts saying "i miss you too babe.....i love you with all my heart too babe.....I wish I was there with you too hun..." i realize that she isn't talking to me....at least I hope she isn't. =p

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