Health: Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought...

By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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americanafrican 32

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:07

i bet the smell just "flu" to you!

ndnpride88 25

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:07

Sorry to hear you feel bad. Hope you get better soon. You'll get him back one day.

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vikky538 28

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:25

Aw.. But he is funny though

allforfun 23

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:52

A girl I dated was sick once, went into the bathroom after I pooped, and vomited into the sink immediately.

mollybelle 13

Sunday 8 November 2015 2:27

That is kinda funny though. I just hope he helped you clean up afterwards.

jonomc 12

Sunday 8 November 2015 3:05

Just a fart? That's not really the shit hitting the fan now is it? Unless he followed through.

NorthStars 6

Sunday 8 November 2015 9:57

sweet

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 8 November 2015 11:07

Ya know, when me and my husband act like five year olds, it's more pillow fights and dumb jokes, less bodily functions. I'm starting to think we're the weird ones, after reading too much FML. Is farting on a sick woman intentionally actually considered fairly normal horseplay in a relationship these days?