Health: Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought...

By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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americanafrican 32

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:07

i bet the smell just "flu" to you!

ndnpride88 25

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:07

Sorry to hear you feel bad. Hope you get better soon. You'll get him back one day.

Comments

TomeDr 24

Saturday 7 November 2015 20:54

I hope he cleaned up the vomit. Serves him right if he got sick from it.

nyf137 20

Saturday 7 November 2015 21:16

The things guys think are funny....

enginsteve 17

Sunday 8 November 2015 10:28

hahaha

evanmurphy 14

Saturday 7 November 2015 21:27

What a shitty situation.. YDI for ever dating him

JustinJK 21

Saturday 7 November 2015 22:45

This whole comment is a mess. you should feel ashamed.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:26

And the worst FML comment of the day award goes to...

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 7 November 2015 21:36

Most things that are thought to be funny are not...this is an example

Xion0014 20

Saturday 7 November 2015 21:46

In this case with the fart, it wasnt worth it.

NYGiants1925 22

Saturday 7 November 2015 22:40

Well that sounds fun...

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 7 November 2015 23:25

Another example of a guy who hasn't matured beyond grade 8.

CasiusCorvus 10

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:07

Says "GIJoeFan" the most mature of us all.

samlovesham1234 9

Sunday 8 November 2015 3:19

I'm actually a woman, if the reason behind your saying that is you think I'm a guy.

bobsanction 18

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:16

To be fair, it made me laugh, so it was obviously funny.

racejunkie 4

Sunday 8 November 2015 0:17

What an immature asswipe!

delichick 27

Sunday 8 November 2015 1:20

Ive been trying to decide whether to laugh or be sick over what your boyfriend did - the giggling is winning, but Id be sick also if the same thing happened to me. Hope you feel better soon Op