By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 21:25 - Canada

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
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azcardinals1307 2

dear god. you should complain.

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satanisthesavior 21

How the **** are you supposed to memorize one page while going to the bathroom if you're only peeing? Also, if you are actually taking a shit, wouldn't you miss most of the class anyways?

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kittycat1597 10

Have fun ******** with war and peace

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LN666 2

is she allowed to even do that?? :/ weirdo. Pitty if you're too busy vomiting.

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demiray23 0

That's when you stand up and yell "I WILL PEE RIGHT HERE!"

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0h_Boy 26

So, to remain in class, you have to spend more time out of class?

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tourtinet_fml 14

at least, you have the right to go to shitters during the class . In france , it's forbidden . We should the recess ( ten minutes ) / the short break (during two classes - but often too short for to go to shitters , five minutes) or the canteen ( often , there , we are two hours , sometimes , one hour ,but it's sufficient) of course ,we can go to shitters before the class and after the class. and my secondary school authorized during the study hall ,but in some middle school or high school ,but during the study hall , it was forbidden

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conholio33 28

Good luck OP. you'll need it

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gators1995 30

She needs to be fired ASAP!!!

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azhang1066 12

Report her. That is cruel and unusual punishment

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