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That sucks op are they gonna at least give you weed for your cancer?
Sorry to hear about your cancer, OP. Best wishes.
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Where did my comment go i was first!?
Maybe it went Into The Clouds.
lol. stop making douchebag comments and maybe you'll get lucky, I dunno, mr "lol sux".
It was actualy more of "i made a funny comment. Sorry op your life does suck and i feel for ya"
#23 icwutudidthar
At the moment he said that, I would rip my ball off and throw it in the doctor's face.
64 I seen on TV once that they make them for dogs so I'm sure they do for humans
64, I learned that from watching "Sex in the City" Lol I have to say, I'm now curious if a man could still be able to get an erection without testicles.
Getting an erection has nothing to do with testicles xD so yeah thats possible
Your doctor's an idiot. Not only because of his rude comment, but also because of the invalidity of the statement. Men and women both have the same number of ribs. Assuming that he was going for the "women have more ribs" myth.
82) Sounds right 72) Ya, you're probaby right. I've heard they had them for dogs to but I haven't heard about humans yet. It's suppose to help the male with the psychological part of getting his testicles removed or something. I hope OP knows this situation doesn't makes him any less then a man and there is always adoption.
64, yes they do have ******** implants I saw that on a show about sex change operations. OP I hope you'll be ok!
Hope all goes well, best wishes.
Planet Cancer. (planetcancer.org) ... the forums on that site helped my husband through his cancer when he was 17 and he's met some really awesome people through it. Best to you, OP! And most importantly- Kick that sh*t in the teeth!!!
Sorry to hear about your cancer. Here are free tips on beating cancer. 1) grow a mustache... Not that shitty pencil thin kind or weak handlebar oh ******* look at me i have curly tips mustache... I'm talk full on Magnum PI 2) Don't ever play Dave Chappelle on street hoops for the xbox. He will not let you win
Actually, the testicles are (partly) responsible for producing hormones that help you get in the mood and get an erection. A lack of those hormones might leave OP incapable of getting an erection unless he tries hormonal therapy.
I think the extra rib juts out and resembles a small breast. My girlfriend has the condition
164, he would most likely still ******, just that no semen will come out. Doesn't sound as if the the other fluids which are released through ejaculation won't though, but I'm not too sure about that.
Get implants, go big! Men like big boobs, so give the ladies big balls! All joking aside, do you have/want kids? You may need to freeze your swimmers incase you do lose it. But after that, no more worries about birth control! Good luck bro!
No, you were an asshat :)
He can adopt testicles? Sweet :-D
#89: That's entirely true. It's just another example of how the crap in the bible gets treated as truth, despite being mostly stories made up by ignorant bronze-age people.
Lol that's funny they said that
I wish OP the best of luck with their battle with testicular cancer
I wasn't talking about the cancer idiot, I was talking about the being a woman part
your a heartless ******
87- Still makes you look like a douche.
**** you
I have cancer. I thought it was funny. So **** you more.
****** up bro, hope you don't lose it
What does the ribs joke have anything to do with it? Are women born with more ribs?
I'm lost on that too 106.
I'm thinking it's because a rib was taken from Adam to create Eve. At least that's what I got out of it. I could be mistaken though :s
Lame dude, sorry you won't be able to have kids. Good news though, you can get prosthetic balls so the "look" and "feel" won't be lost. Just the "function". Still, try to think positive, no preggo's!!
Maybe he's TTC. Then no eggo being preggo would be sad.
106 - why don't you ask the pope?
181: Cuz the pope looks like chancellor palpatine and I saw how that movie ended
Haha
hahahhhhah weirdo
5- I want to punch you in the testicles.
5 can go suck a ****. OP, I'm so sorry to hear that. Best wishes. Maybe you can join "Remaining Men Together" and then Project Mayhem? No? In all seriousness, the doctor came off as an asshole, but a little comic relief is usually welcome in situations of high tension. Like being told you have cancer again. You're in my prayers, OP.
#5 needs his balls X-rayed for a day
Chernobil ?? 1 extra rib ? ******** cancer ? Op I'm sorry for you :( BTW WHO THE **** HEADED PEOPLE SAID YDI TO OP ???
U shouldn't kicked him in the balls and say well I guess that makes two of us...
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Show it anywayi think people should be less sensitive regarding the op, if he posts it on fml then he is prepared for these jokes. maybe the people making jokes are just trying to lighten things up & make OP laugh. on the other hand, best wishes op :) xx
I sort of agree with #158. Some jokes are tacky and in bad taste but a little light humour is a good thing. People seem to heal better when they have a positive demeanor. Generic moral outrage at people who joke or click YDI isn't worth one measly damn to OP. I've seen people here joke about rape, murder, and baby-punching but suddenly we're the have-a-heart crew? A sense of humour helped me deal with cancer more than maudlin sentiment ever did. OP's doctor is guilty of bad timing and a terrible punchline.
I feel you OP, I had two tumors in my armpit, got diagnosed with lymphoma, and I'm still going through chemotherapy. Stay strong, and best wishes.
That's awful man.. Best wishes
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Sorry to hear about your cancer, OP. Best wishes.
****** up bro, hope you don't lose it