Animals and Cats: Neuter your pets

Neuter your pets

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 20:01

Today, our cat is in heat. Her male counterpart is sitting outside my bedroom door, serenading her loudly, and has sprayed his piss all over the house, making sure she cannot escape him broadcasting his availability. FML

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You deserved it 1 230

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By soph511 - 30/07/2012 18:05 - France - Hyères

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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You deserved it 4 684

Territorial

By GoddamnCat - 13/07/2023 01:00 - United States - Carson City

Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML

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Spray it loud

By anonymous - 16/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

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You deserved it 2 084

By catlady - 01/03/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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Get your cats fixed

By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 12:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, my cat is shedding her winter fur, so wherever she goes she leaves a cloud of fluff behind. She is also in heat for the first time, so I have to keep her inside – just to make sure that my nice, clean house doesn’t miss out on even a single one of her precious hairs. FML

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You deserved it 740

By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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You deserved it 7 120

Purr Evil

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 15:30 - United States - Alachua

Today, I was awakened at 5:30 a.m. Did my dog need to go out? No. Did my alarm go off? No. My neighbor's asshole cat was on my window AC, scratching at my window, before pissing on the AC and jumping off. If I turn it on, my bedroom will reek of cat piss. The high today will be near 90. FML

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How dare you

By pissed off - 01/07/2012 01:00

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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Ambrily 27

Monday 18 January 2021 20:10

If you don't want this to happen, fix your pets.

mekiswrite 21

Monday 18 January 2021 20:26

Responsible pet parents fix their animals.

Comments

Ambrily 27

Monday 18 January 2021 20:10

If you don't want this to happen, fix your pets.

mekiswrite 21

Monday 18 January 2021 20:26

Responsible pet parents fix their animals.

alex_jaguara 32

Tuesday 19 January 2021 9:48

pet owners*

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 21 January 2021 1:52

Pets are family, fool.

123Puppy 33

Monday 18 January 2021 20:55

You should’ve spayed her.

FML_Fan86 6

Tuesday 19 January 2021 6:01

You'd have peace and quiet if you spayed and neutered. 🤦‍♀️

Heather Rose Ziebert 2

Wednesday 20 January 2021 0:16

Spay and Neuter your pets. Simple solution.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 21 January 2021 1:52

This isn't a "you should know better" mistake, it's not a "whoops, oh well lesson learned" mistake... it's not even a "rookie" mistake. The only way I can think of that an adult human, whether that's you or a parent/guardian, would be this inept is if they were kept completely in the dark about owning pets, and then one day they suddenly decided to get two cats. Seriously, I need to know how you ****** up this badly. Get them fixed before your entire house reeks of cat piss, and you have to live there until you die because no one will buy it from you. Also, adopt don't shop. And get them chipped too. Or give them to a more responsible owner. YDI.

WardenWolf 26

Saturday 23 January 2021 2:10

YDI for not spaying / neutering your pets.

ThoughtsofaDame 12

Wednesday 3 February 2021 9:32

I'm gonna assume you are living at home and spaying/neutering isn't your decision. also you can get urine eliminating cleaners and if it soaked into wood or substrate there are primers designed to seal in the smell.