Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me....

By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By Arp - 04/02/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By JTo - 03/03/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML

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It's something

By RosesAreRed - 15/02/2013 06:07 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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zafuckbat 3

Monday 14 February 2011 22:58

messed up stuff ... sorry to hear that, sexyredhead.

deafeningsilence 8

Monday 14 February 2011 23:00

And you had to read it out loud? Sucks. FYL.

Comments

Melace83 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:34

don't you mean it was from your ex- boyfriend?

Anteezy 7

Monday 14 February 2011 23:43

You could have made something up instead of actually reading what was on the card.

Lehk 9

Monday 14 February 2011 23:45

just think about the huge settlement check you are going to get for the teacher's unwarranted and emotionally distressing invasion of privacy.

lexi365 20

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:48

Win!!!

TenderWhispers 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:45

move on

sk8erd 15

Monday 14 February 2011 23:48

well least it wasnt thru Text :P Happy Valentines day!

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 14 February 2011 23:56

I think text would have been much better.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:03

I agree 21.

ClaudiaTextsAlot 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:53

YDI for dating a douchebag.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 14 February 2011 23:59

Your ex-boyfriend is an ass. You deserve someone better. Personally, I don't think a "grieving period" is even needed-- move on!

nruddle5 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:42

is that different than a regular period?

CovertMilitance 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:18

At least you got a rose

hisnumber1grl 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:34

are u frm robertsdale al cause tht happened to someone at my school fyl srry

Kelita 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:35

I'm sorry that happened to u but she didn't put a gun to ur head to read it so it was mainly ur fault. You had a choice to say no cause the card was sent to YOU.