Love and Intimacy: Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing....

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By un_christmas - 25/12/2012 06:41 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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tounces7 27

Wednesday 7 November 2018 6:23

Uhh, how old is your boyfriend?

Notamusedanymore 17

Wednesday 7 November 2018 6:42

This sounds like a porno script

Comments

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:35

silentbabydeer 10

Wednesday 7 November 2018 17:42

I’m guessing your boyfriend goes both way since you’re a guy and your mom is a gal. I really hope that your boyfriend isn’t porking your mom.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 7 November 2018 19:34

Bi bi, boyfriend.

Joshua Carpenter 2

Wednesday 7 November 2018 20:18

well who has he been dating longer?

Sinshine 28

Thursday 8 November 2018 9:39

This needs a follow up. Was he actually involved with her, does your mom try to get rid of unwanted boyfriend like that or is she just a psycho?

sunshineandroses 9

Friday 9 November 2018 1:46

And then you and your mom broke out the snuggies and Ben and Jerry's and bitched about your shared ex.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Friday 9 November 2018 19:16

Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode that has a Maury episode following up!

EinVoegelein 8

Friday 16 November 2018 15:22

I'm calling BS until we get more Info on that.

Stan_The_Man 7

Friday 30 November 2018 1:07

Either you’re dating someone way too old or your mother is dating someone way too young.... At least one of you is crazy

OneWhoKnows 5

Monday 5 August 2019 6:18

Wait what ? Omg he’s doing you both ? Or is she a narcissist? Damn either way you’re life sucks

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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Today, I work at an IT company where we hand out laptops to our users, which we also equip with passwords. I used bird names from my language for the passwords. Turns out one of the passwords was a derogatory word for a woman who is very sexually active, because it's spelled the same as a type of bird here. FML

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Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML

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Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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