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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

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Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine - until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to leave, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:12

Roll down the opposite one first. Your life stinks. heehee.

chalkdust 4

Wednesday 28 October 2009 16:14

lol @ "privately drowning in my own flatulence"

Comments

painthatimuseto 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:05

Ah dude, that is bad. But I think that even if it was cold out, you'd crack the window open a little bit to let some fresh air in.

balundvall 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 21:24

ummm, you could have acted like your driver side door was broken and then crawled out the other door... lol though this made me laugh!!

expen_dable 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:53

You deserve it for being in college and still using the word "crush." Did you also give her a note that said "check YES if you like me"?

candimtn 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:42

I would've just gotten out of the car. It would've at least been a little better :P

heidibabyyy 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:06

LMFAO

manutd3287 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:29

Yo who rollz down windows these dayz.

smackieonassis 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 11:11

Just putting it out there, but if you are a university student, aren't you a little old to be having "crushes" or at least to referring to them as your "crush". 13 year olds have crushes. The rest of us have sex.